Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she's just about cornered the market on condoms- I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma! -I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin' a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me? . Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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This is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she's just about cornered the market on condoms-I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma!-I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin' a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me? """ Now this is where I draw the line. It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinking I'm sleeping with a depressed lice-ridden hemorrhoidal foreign woman who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although since she's just about cornered the market on condoms I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not have anybody thinking a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer do you hear me? """" """

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